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I don’t think I am exaggerating when I say that, one of the most frequent questions that I get asked regarding IPA’s is, “How do you know if an IPA is good?” You see, if you have ever asked someone this question you have probably been told that, “the answer is simple; do whatever it takes to make that IPA good.” In that example, the IPA is being graded based on how good it is at being what it is, which is a beer that is light, flavorful, and is meant to be drinkable. I don’t think that this clarification will ever be enough.
As we move into the 21st century, there is a pressing need to educate the public about the importance of the IPA. In the past, IPA’s were widely considered to be inferior beers that are best purchased at the local gas station. Those days may never be returned. With the advent of IPA’s, a new type of beer—the Pilsener—has been created as a direct result of the beer’s pure form
Beer Name:Kasteel Triple Imperial IPA
ABV 11.00
Style: Belgian IPA
Appearance: 4
Aroma: 4.5
Palate: 4.5
Taste: 4.5
Overall: 4
Reviewer: Gavage
Review: I skipped Indian Hoppiness, but thought this beer was interesting enough that I had to give it a try. The beer pours a clear dark slate that is dimensionally thicker than typical,and makes I’m glass cold as a couple flash paddles during the pour. a very flavorful Belgian IPA. externalToEVA
Beer Name:Barbìle & Thorns Witbier
ABV
Style: Witbier
Appearance: 4
Aroma: 4
Palate: 4
Taste: 4
Overall: 4
Reviewer: LineMeUp
Review: BAR: Pours a very dark gold with looks of chalky upholstery scales, over-carbonation. srf
Smell is sweetness of grapes, fresh bread, and enormous banana. On the nose is mango with some spice elements hitting well in the back, enough to be kill-type.
The bitterness is there mainly tannic and peppery and hazy, but very nice overall. To fall from the top, you should not loose a lot of lightness, but it’s definitely has that mid-octane kick to make you appreciate the flavor. The summer fruit flavor of this brew isn’t a bad one.
That great ability of this brew to mix up hop flavors and skillsets is nicely drizzled throughout from start to finish. The sharp tang and spicy swishes return do a respectable job of covering meig’s tongue with some level of tang.
Beer Name:Pride
ABV 8.00
Style: American Double / Imperial Stout
Appearance: 5
Aroma: 4
Palate: 5
Taste: 4
Overall: 5
Reviewer: Hampus
Review: A: clear, Black brew with a thin white head and sparkling head the rest of the way down that only left a few springs of lace on the glass. S: Evil! Caked toffee, roasted malt, and a dark bitter/patchy alcohol aroma. May have been from the war
note: If you couldn’t tell, this stuff is AI-generated via a machine learning algorithm. The title and the opening blurb were trained on the standard GPT-2 model, with ‘Beer Review:’ and ‘This my weekly column of beer reviews. ‘ given as prompts. The reviews were generated from a fine-tuning of the GPT-2 model with a large sample of Beer Advocate reviews. I selected from the saved samples of these and put this post together.