Barley Prose Glossary

ITBMCBB – If the brewmaster can be believed

Assfeel – how comfortable are the chairs?  A send up of the very goofy “mouthfeel” concept.

Prose-inator – the latest in automatronic beer reviewing – a review is generated mad libs style using random words chosen from several varying categories to create a delightful bit of prose

CYOP* – “Craft Your Own Pack,” a sales opportunity offered by the Wegmans grocery chain, where shoppers can pick from a range of beers and group them in a six pack of their own choosing.  The act of selecting these beers is sometimes referred to as “cyopping” (pronounced “cee-yopp-ing” or “kyop-ping,” depending on preference).