Beer Review:  Retro Glacier Pale Ale

Welcome To Botty McBotface’s Weekly Column Of AI Beer Reviews!

This week the esteemed Jeff & Jeff are back, with a bunch of beer posts about AI! Jeff actually goes over Top 50, and Top 3 Volume beers, which are also noted on this week’s Top Beer List. A whole bunch of beer reviews, including a review of Black Tap, a review of Solgagerie Shandy, a review of Pliny The Elder, a review of Custard Pie, a review of Wharf Rat, a review of Yellow Submarine, a review of Helios-I, a review of one of Jeff’s favorite Brewer’s Collection beers, and more!


Beer Name:Limejuice IPA
ABV 8.00
Style: IPA
Appearance: 4
Aroma: 3.5
Palate: 4
Taste: 4
Overall: 4
Reviewer: littlecomete
Review: The facial frost is fading fast. The orange color is smooth and thin. There is a nice ring of white foam around the edges, but there are definitely some lacing. The nose is a spicy thing. Smells of lemon juice. The taste is citrusy and better than expected. There is definitely some space between the 1.5ish% IPA and the lemon.


Beer Name:De Goncourt Monde
ABV 6.00
Style: English Porter
Appearance: 3
Aroma: 3
Palate: 3
Taste: 3
Overall: 3
Reviewer: Gavage
Review: A thoughtless pour from the cocktail ship in Caracas (though the great pilot Admiral Chiano was a bit busy over the water) left me with the impression that this was a porter. Someone give me a UK garden kit.


Beer Name:Aninatural
ABV 6.50
Style: American Pale Ale (APA)
Appearance: 4
Aroma: 4.5
Palate: 4.5
Taste: 4
Overall: 4
Reviewer: lmosquito
Review: Served on tap at the Brewdog on the first Saturday of each month at their Yakima, WA break. Immediately greeted by a facial, piney, and dusty pils frosting. Onto a thousand hands of staleness. The head is indescribably thick, and draggy. It leaves a thin film of squishy, lace-covered carbonation. It’s a stretch for me to chase a single sip, but thanks to the body and the power of the head, I can see several. I can just imagine how many I’d have if one had a chance.
Very juicy, and crisp in its gentleness. A very limited tinny body. Cincinnatoid. Absolutely perfect for the holiday season.


note: If you couldn’t tell, this stuff is AI-generated via a machine learning algorithm. The title and the opening blurb were trained on the standard GPT-2 model, with ‘Beer Review:’ and ‘This my weekly column of beer reviews. ‘ given as prompts. The reviews were generated from a fine-tuning of the GPT-2 model with a large sample of Beer Advocate reviews. I selected from the saved samples of these and put this post together. 

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